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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:35

share office space ...
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
I am 13 and I am planning to run away. What should I do to succeed?
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Roman Anthony changes to jersey number with a lot of Red Sox history - MassLive
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Sophie Cunningham’s $1M Social Jump Dwarfs WNBA Fines - Sportico.com
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
‘Dirty Dozen’ 2025: The 12 Most Contaminated Fruits and Vegetables - Food & Wine
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Popular home goods retailer files for bankruptcy, plans to close 26 stores initially - 10TV
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
No way
Inflation slides to 1.9% in Europe, as worries shift from prices to Trump and tariffs - AP News
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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So they tried